the samurai tongue

what to do on a Saturday night?

my sons are asleep, my wife is asleep, i am awake.  the internet has become so boring for me.  i come online to talk to no one.  i can open all the social networking sights and instant messengers in the world and STILL not talk to anyone.

I seem to be the anti-social networking person.  People friend me and secretly read my tweets and blogs to stay in touch with me because talking to me is too painful.  I think my level of sarcasm is supreme to everyone else.  I have reached a Buddha state of sarcasm.  I open my mouth and people can't even respond, they just kindly walk away.

The masochist conversationalists always comes back for more.  Some people are brutal with their words and conversations.  I like to call those people the a-bomb conversationalist.  They open their mouths and its mass chaos and total destruction.  People despise them.  People want to punch them in the face.  People hope some kind of pain on them.

I like to think of myself as a ninja of conversations.  I calmly and quietly slice conversations so the person doesn't know what happened, but they do know that they don't want to talk to me anymore.  They don't want to hurt me or inflict pain on me and they leave me alone.  Success!